Humor or Truth???

And one more... Check out the SE Wisconsin Barbies!

These are too freakin' funny... but I guess you would actually have to live around here to understand the humor in them... I have lived in two of these areas... but I won't admit to which ones! :)

Wisconsin Barbies...

Because I am too tired to do a regular post...

Here's a little funny...

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you
are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of
other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the
way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk..... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The
Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded
waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private.

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room
full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked
out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "?Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

Introducing.... Mr. Jack O'Bunny!!!

I put off finding the baskets... yes, you heard me correctly... FINDING.... until last night. They never got put away properly after last year. I wasn't too worried because I thought they were "buried" in the corner of my room that used to be my sewing corner. Well, I found K1's and K3's easily enough but couldn't find K2's. The baskets for K1 and K2 are identical except in color...blue and yellow. They are actually baskets that my dad macramed for my little brother, Jim, and I back when we were kids. The yellow one was no where to be found... well, not easily anyway and it was 9:00p.m. and we still had eggs to color. So I jokingly asked K2, "Here do you want to use your Halloween pumpkin?" I was joking but despite saying no at first, she then grabbed it from my hands and told K3 and I to stay out of her room for a few minutes. She then bounded into my room and announced... "Introducing... MR. JACK O'BUNNY!!!" He got a pretty huge laugh from me and her dad, whom she then went to show that it was decided that she now had her Easter Basket.

Whew! Thank gawd for that... I still don't know where that other Easter basket is... but I know it will show up sooner or later... Probably right around the time we are looking for her Halloween pumpkin for trick 'n treating. :)

I'm Laughing...

My friend, Ranger, says its the weekend and we should be laughing... okay, I am terrified of her... she even said Dammit... Here's my contribution, Ranger... It will have to do...